Sunday 22 January 2017

Mortar raking - a special kind of hell

Renovating an old property comes with many twists and turns. Ours is dated around 1850, so it has it's fair share of quirks that we've come across. The damp was the main problem when the kids and I moved in, getting a new roof sorted this out, however it has left its scars on the house, therefore drying it out and fixing the damage is taking time.

I want to do the house up sympathetically, not hiding the beautiful features it has. I suspect over the years some have been covered or taken out, or 'updated and modernised' a term I shudder at when used in relation to these old properties. This also often does more harm than good. The old stone houses need to breathe, rendering the outside and plastering the inside, means the stone cannot do this and invites all sorts of damp problems. Many of these are what I inherited! After the little push we did on the Room of Doom (see previous blog post), I concentrated on finishing the bathroom and having Christmas and so on. Now that's all done, it's time to go back to some of these unfinished tasks, one of them being more work on the exposed stone wall in the Room of Doom.

The walls have dried out beautifully now in here, which is a pleasure as it was the wettest room. So now is a good time to do more work on the repointing of the stones. The first task is to rake out the old lime mortar. The mortar is soft so it is a little easier, but all the same this is possibly one of the worst jobs I've had to do.  I think a lot of it is the original stuff, although there does seem to be some small patches of concrete which is harder to shift. Dave initially started doing some of the raking by hand, but it was taking an age. One of my builder mates suggested using a mortar rake, and said they had one we could borrow, they even gave us a lesson in how to use it! It's a Makita electric angle grinder tool with a mortar rake attachment. It's also bloody awesome, in two hours I managed to rake the worst bits off half of the wall!

The down side is that the dust this creates is unholy, I had a dust mask on, but next time I will wear goggles and a head scarf. This stuff gets in your eyes, it scratches and hurts, the other delight was that my hair became a matted thatch, seemingly resisting shampoo until the third wash, even then stones were still dropping out. My hands are rough and desiccated, feeling tightly stretched over my aching finger bones. My face lost any moisture it had, making me resemble a anaemic raisin. The dust and stones ping everywhere, I even had rubble in my bra (cue over shoulder boulder holder jokes)! Also my thumb hurt where I had to continually keep it on the grinder button to control it.

There is another half of the wall to do, but I will need to psyche myself up to do this. There will then be a lot of tidying up the stones, and a hole in the chimney to mend, before the repointing can be done. I know it will be worth it once it's finished. It will add that air of authenticity to the house and showcase the lovely calm, rich colours of the ancient forest stone. I also know this is gonna be an utter hellish, bastard of a job for the next few months!
The wall when it was first exposed

Safety first - something I'm learning fast

Wall before mortar was raked out
Wall after mortar was raked out

Thursday 19 January 2017

Stairway to heaven....

The stairs up to the bedrooms left something to be desired! They were broken, had a big 70's style double banister handrail (the type your Nan would have in a 60/70's new build) scribble and a grubby red carpet. I actually had no intention of doing anything with them for quite some time. That is, until my friend lent me a decent belt sander to finish the bathroom floor with....mmmm this tool is good!

I wasn't sure what to do about the stairs in all honesty, I am also playing it fairly safe with the decor for now. Having three grubby little boys and their many friends in and out, means I need to have things that are robust and can stand heavy usage (they've already pulled the curtains down twice and broken a lampshade...ahhh the joys of motherhood). Paint that is hard wearing, easy to source & touch up, together with things that are simple to maintain and fix is definitely high on the agenda.

So we ripped the vile carpet up, hoping the wood underneath would be passable - it was... Yaaay!
Sanding was hard work as it had paint and varnish glued on from years of heavy footfall.

i MUST JUST TELL YOU THAT oSIRIS is rolling all over the keyboard as I'm typing this, HAPPILY PURRRING AWAY! XXXxx

....however, suitably attired in my dust mask and headscarf the sanding commenced. With a lot of elbow grease and a sanding sheet per stair, the stairs came up a treat. I precision sanded the corners, then used a light oak hard wearing wood varnish on the tops, and a grey hard wearing paint for the risers, paying homage to the grey wall downstairs (I now know what the down bit is called thanks to Cathryn googling this for me)!

The banister still looked vile though and no amount of sanding would change that. I popped to the local builders merchant to get some paint and screws and noticed they had a load of different stair spindles that I could just cut to length. I only wanted plain square ones so I bought four lengths. I have a dreadful habit of doing things by eye, being visual and artistic means I'm often not far out, but sometimes I get it wrong! I explained to Dad and Dave my idea of keeping one handrail and cutting the spindles to length and screwing them on. They both said this would be a nightmare. However, true to form and in their usual engineering style, they discussed how to do it and Dave cracked on. In a few hours I had spindles (there was plenty of wood) - looking wonderful too! Mum then said there was some kind of legal spacing requirement, whereby it had to be safe should a child get their head stuck in them. I said, in that instance we would just get a saw (not for the child's head) or call the fire brigade!!!

So, I painted the spindles and banister white and wrapped a sweet flower garland around it. The upstairs hallway is called the hallway of judgement. I am not a religious person at all, however I do love a good icon. They make me smile and are actually quite beautiful (ok some are just kitsch, but hey). I wanted a wall where they were all together and up the proverbial 'stairway to heaven' seemed the most appropriate place.

The stairs look really great, fitting in with both the downstairs room and upstairs hallway they are in, and more importantly they will last a damn sight longer now! How's that for a days work!

This post is dedicated to my parents lovely friend Mike, whom they've just lost. Mike gave me some of the religious pictures from French brocante finds. xx


You can listen to Led Zeppelin playing Stairway to Heaven whilst you look at these pictures if you like...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q7Vr3yQYWQ


The hallway of judgement 

old red carpet and crumbling walls

Your Nan's banister & grubby red carpet

wood under the carpet - treasure

New spindles, one painted banister and tarted up stairs

Finished with flower garland


THE BATHROOM IS FINALLY FINISHED!!!!

After the best part of 18 months the bathroom is finally bloody finished!

If you read the last post, you will know life hasn't been so easy for the last part of 2016. I lost one of my best friends. I work in a hospice and my friends last days were there, making the work/home life balance impossible. Subsequently my wonderful doctor signed me off for a month, to help me get my equilibrium back on track. He was very understanding as his wife used to work in palliative care. I've spent the last month, doing some soul searching, getting to grips with some nasty grief, nurturing good memories and good friendships.... annnndddd the inevitable DIY. Which, it transpires, is perfect for mindless grief distraction, I highly recommend it!

I've learnt a lot along the way too, my tiling is much better, my plastering has improved, my painting is more accurate, and Ive learnt a few more carpentry skills. I'm also queen of the decorators caulk (like a good pair of spanx, it hides a multitude of sins), AND I got to play with some great power tools! Dave did too, and only got the planer caught up in a towel once (resulting in a ripped new towel & taken apart planer, I'm sure he hates my very ungoth white towels...hahaha). All in all I estimate it cost just over £1500. I'm a frugal shopper and got given quite a bit of the actual bathroom fixtures & fittings, which when you consider, this was two hideous rooms, that we gutted, refloored and joined together really isn't too bad at all. It's been a mammoth task when I think back!

So Ive taken some 360 degree shots for you to have a look at. I LOVE the bathroom, I've changed some of the design as we went on, and it's not always been cut and dried. Clive had to completely redo the soil pipe as there wasn't enough drop (eww), and we uncovered some glorious botched repairs, but it's done, completed, finito, concluded, finalised, however you want to say it, its tarted up in all it's tranquil, white gloriousness. We can finally be clean without feeling sawdusty, plasterdusty, or paint flecked. My cares have been washed away...finally and some of my hoarded objets d'art have a home.

......Now it's on to the kitchen!!! AAAAARGHHHH

Sink and loo before

Bath before - look at those tiles!!

Shower and loo now - moved into the area where the old sink and bath were

New bath on new floorboards

lovely wide window space and my boxing in of pipes!

Safe and legal posh bathroom light - cut glass from Scandinavia

New radiator 

DIY cupboards, loads of storage and hiding all the lotions and potions
Door painted and old pub window put in. This was smashed glass before. we've also added a cut glass doorknob

My remedies and cures sign outside the door. Love it!