Sunday Fire and Desire

This is just a quick little post about things we've found and things we've burnt. Today is a burning day...we seem to have a lot of them lately, if it is legally combustible we'll set fire to it! I've learnt how to make some of the best campfire s'mores too, so as not to waste the licking flames!  I must also encourage the importance of drinking plenty of fluids whilst supervising a fire, it gets blooming hot. White wine and ice cubes serves to keep you cool....or red wine...or beer...or cider....just keep your fluids up ok!

S'mores Recipe for bonfire snacks

Ingredients:
Marshmallows
Chocolate Spread
Digestive biscuits

Method:
Find a long stick, stab a marshmallow onto it. Toast it on the fire until gooey.
Meanwhile slather some chocolate spread onto a digestive biscuit.
Splot the marshmallow onto the chocolatey digestive biscuit, put another digestive on the top.
Squash it all down and enjoy.

Health warning:
These are horrendous for you, more than one may well be too sickly. However they will make you very happy. Try it and share it...in the words of Willy Wonka 'So shines a good deed in a weary world'.....

As you know by now, we have inherited lots of rubbish with the house. Piles of rotten wood, old furniture, tyres, a disused cannabis factory, and today we discovered a stash of citric acid (complete with warnings that injecting this will cause damage to veins), and a variety of broken sex toys and packaging for sexy outfits. I use the term 'sexy' pretty loosely - can vibrating panties ever be considered sexy? Anyone?

Our other 'preloved' finds today consist of: half a glass dildo (where the hell is the other half??), packaging for an obscenely long purple double ended jelly penis replica, a gold pleasure bullet, and an assortment of flavoured condoms.

I have considered renaming the house Hedonism Hall in homage to the rock n rollers that once lived here, and am seriously reevaluating my mundane Sunday's, Dave's washing his hands!

I am the god of hell fire

Wine, chocolates and fire